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thedailywhat: How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too! I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead! What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop. [instructables.] Just found a reason to make cookies on April Fool’s Day.

thedailywhat:

How To of the Day: Unicorn Poop cookies. And there’s a funny story behind it, too!

I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead!

What do you mean “that’s not funny”? Sounds to me like someone hasn’t had their daily dose of unicorn poop.

[instructables.]

Just found a reason to make cookies on April Fool’s Day.

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    Ok guys. I know these are probably super unhealthy but look at them! They’re fucking awesome! I have to make these.
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