It was time for a change. #purplehair #dontcare

It was time for a change. #purplehair #dontcare

ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

  • Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
  • Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
  • Zeus: toO LaTE

Dem candle sounds doe

First official holiday thing I haver purchased this year. Smells like happiness.

First official holiday thing I haver purchased this year. Smells like happiness.

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

Reblogged from Sprinkle of Glitter

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

I just want it to be 4pm already so that I can go home and cuddle my little potato baby :(

legendarystar-lord:

Meanwhile, David Tennant:

Reblogged from Rachel Bee

lezbeyan:

Femme Nation: A photo series by 16 year old Hailey Corrall to provoke a message about misogyny in our youth.

Reblogged from Don't Mess Up My Nails

pluralfloral:

This is everything to me

"Thank you for calling AppleCare, my name is Samantha, can I get your name and case number please?" #tbt

"Thank you for calling AppleCare, my name is Samantha, can I get your name and case number please?" #tbt

Tags: tbt
What?? My organic walnuts are actually organic walnuts, and I shouldn’t eat them if I am allergic to walnuts?? You don’t say.

What?? My organic walnuts are actually organic walnuts, and I shouldn’t eat them if I am allergic to walnuts?? You don’t say.